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The secret entrance.Access to Cheops: The Well of Light added 31 March 1999
Here's true expertise. From the other side of the world, someone looks at a pyramid and says "Hey, there's another entrance nobody has noticed before". This site will tell you all you need to know about the pyramids. Of course, it disagrees with other sites featured here in recent weeks, but what would knowledge be if everyone agreed on what was true? We have been told that the pyramid is a pump, that it deflects the Earth's magnetism to preserve bodies, that the builders came from Mars, and now that it is a mere facade concealing a mass of tunnels and chambers. Can they all be true? Well, the pyramid does have four sides... (By the way, this week's entry is a scoop. This site was only loaded onto the 'net today, and here it is already.)

Loon of the Month

It was a bit hard to pick a winner this month. The sentimental favourite had to be the pyramid stuff, just because it made it to Quintessence within 24 hours of going on the 'net. Betty tried sweet-talking me and Gene offered to adjust all my clocks for daylight saving, but something kept bringing me back to the brain implants. It was sort of like an itch. Just behind my left ear. Near that bald patch which just appeared one morning. Bzzzt!
The two implants in Jay Kats' brain.Mind Control Forum added 24 March 1999
As the rest of us wrestle with the problems of making sure our computers, payroll systems and building control systems are Y2K compliant, we should think about those less fortunate than ourselves. How would you like to go through life with an implant in your brain, not knowing which government agency or intergalactic visitor put it there? How can you tell that it will still work after you stop singing Auld Lang Syne? Where's the user manual? Oh yes, you can ask the CIA, but they won't tell you anything.
Update
The site containing the pictures of real mind control implants in real people's heads has been suppressed.
PB October 5, 2003

THAT face on Mars again!UFOs, Aliens, Antichrist & Bible Prophecy - Angelic Conspiracy & End Time Deception - ufos & Bible - Israel & end time prophecy, satan angels Cydonia Mars, antichrist & aliens & nephilim added 24 March 1999
I just had to include this because the site author confused <title> with <keywords>. Yes, that really is the title of the web page, and as it suggests, this has something for everyone. Someone told this person that you attract attention with colour and movement. The movement is in the strange face graphic seen at right. The colour - well, you will just have to see for yourself.

Loon Mail
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The four corners of the earth.Time Cube added 17 March 1999
Science simplifies things. That's what Ockham's Razor is all about. Newton looked at the way the universe worked and summarised a lot of truth into three laws. Einstein looked at things Newton didn't see and came up with "E=mc˛". Gene Ray goes the other way. He notices that the time is different in different places and expands out from there. What is this man talking about? God knows (but Gene knows better).

Update
You can read an interview with Gene Ray here. If you believe that Time Cube should be a matter for compulsory consideration in universities, you can sign the petition here.
PB October 2001

The Museum of WHAT?Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health added 10 March 1999
At first I thought this must be a parody or a joke, but some of the people mentioned as being involved with the Museum actually exist. This site would probably not rate a mention if it were part of some wimmin's worship workshop, but this is done by a MAN! Even if it is a parody, though, it belongs here because anyone who went to this much trouble definitely fits into the "glorious obsession" category (or must be barking mad).


Betty MartiniAspartame - a DORway to Discovery! Say NO to aspartame! (Equal, Nutrasweet) added 3 March 1999
This site could make it into Quintessence on aesthetic grounds alone. Maybe not eating aspartame makes you colour blind. Consuming the stuff seems to cause everything else. The picture on the right is of Ms Betty Martini, who seems to own the site, and, judging by the colour scheme on the home page, this is a black and white photo. (I notice that this site refers to my very own January Loon of the Month. Looks like I can't have either milk or sweetener in my coffee.)

Here's a little song I wrote..
Internet regulars may recognise other people
mentioned in the song.
PB October 2001

Who's Nancy Markle?
Nobody's seen her before
Or since for that matter.
Somebody tell me the score.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what is bad
Till you're told
They rant and they rave
Act like they're quite barking mad.

They took all the cows
Put 'em in a cow museum
And now Robert Cohen wants
A dollar-and-a-half just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what is bad
Till you're told
They rant and they rave
Act like they're quite barking mad.

Hey, Betty, Betty,
Enough of the c-and-p.
Give me spots on my liver,
But just let me sweeten my tea.
Please.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what is bad
Till you're told
They rant and they rave
Act like they're quite barking mad.

Late last night
I heard the screen door close.
Two men in white coats
Took away Ilena Rose.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what is bad
Till you're told
They rant and they rave
But we know they're quite barking mad.

(Thanks to Joni Mitchell for the original)



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