/ ELF pulse witnessed from Everglades in Florida
added 29 June 1999
Well, I just
had to have a UFO conspiracy somewhere. Here is an actual picture
of a meteor being destroyed by a secret Government missile and meteor
defence system. At least, that's what it looks like. What else could
it be? Everyone knows that the stronger the secrecy, the bigger
the conspiracy. Put another way, the fewer people who know about
something, the bigger it is. You could ask the Air Force about this
and they would just laugh and tell you not to worry, but, of course,
denial of something just makes it more likely to be true. Am I making
This site seems to have disappeared. Perhaps it was at the
bullseye when a meteorite came in, and the secret defence
system was not quite good enough. The site owner must be
cursing those Pentagon budget cuts.
PB 28 May 2000
Urban Warrior added 29 June 1999
Blowing up Iraq again, NATO burning up a couple of GDPs in Yugoslavia,
Monica the Muncher, Hillary threatening to become a US Senator -
all just part of the smokescreen. While all this has been going
on, the USA has been invaded. President Clinton, taking his orders
straight from the Queen, has allowed, nay encouraged, foreign soldiers
to invade the country, probably while pretending to be part of some
military exercise. Well, we all know what sort of exercise HE's
interested in. The photo even proves that Dutch soldiers were involved,
and remember that Holland isn't all just pretty painted plates and
wooden footware. It's the world centre of the diamond trade, and
we all know who runs that business, don't we?
added 23 June 1999
site chosen at random from the hundreds exposing the conspiracy
by the ex-Nazi pharmaceutical companies, allied with the victors
of World War II and the Cold War, to deprive us all of the valuable
herbs and essences we need to keep us healthy as nature intended.
Imagine a world-wide plot to force people to only take medicines
that had been proved to work! The place would be overrun by excess
weeds, tigers and white rhinos if we were stopped from grinding
them up into cures for cancer and impotence. But I digress...
- Another View: A Ruthless NWO/Government Takeover Scam
added 23 June 1999
site this week is also randomly chosen from many with the same story.
Governments and plotters must have rubbed their hands together when
computers were invented, because they were able to get the US Navy
(through people like Commander Grace Hopper) to invent programming
languages which would cause all computers to fail just when everyone
had become dependent upon them. What planning skill. What patience.
You might think 00 is the end of a year, but it's what a shotgun
looks like when you try to take my tin of beans. Welcome to the
soup kitchen, Gates!
Order of Skull and Bones added 13 June
Here's a good conspiracy - one where the
conspirators are named. Not only are they named, but they all seemed
to get elected, so perhaps the voters are part of the conspiracy
too. In fact, this conspiracy is so out in the open that their secret
headquarters is on the map. Just approach anyone at Yale, give them
the secret handshake (press with thumb on the back of the hand while
shaking sideways, genuflect with the left knee, twist right ear
with left hand, whisper the seventeenth and forty-ninth words in
the poem "Song of Hiawatha" by Longfellow) and you will
be led to the secret, ivy-covered trapdoor.
(I realise that I will be subject to a fatwa for revealing
the secret handshake. So be it. I was sentenced to a Harvard MBA
just for doing the research.)
God's Name: An Investigation into the Murder of Pope John Paul I
added 13 June 1999
like a small conspiracy. Just a handful of people in the Vatican
got rid of the Pope because he was going to expose something. Was
it that the Catholic Church is really controlled by the Masons,
or that Freemasonry has been infiltrated by the College of Cardinals?
Is a merger planned? Is the current Pope determined to live until
2000 just so he can usher in the New World Order? These things will
be revealed, but not necessarily in this book. You have to part
of it to be part of it, if you get my meaning.
[You can buy this book here.]
Loon of the Month
conspiracy would have several elements. The CIA (of course),
the Queen, the Catholic Church or the Pope, Masons, UFOs,
a government coverup, big business, the Nazis, the Jews,
the United Nations, some communists, Rupert Murdoch, Microsoft,
oil or pharmaceutical companies, a secret headquarters,
Korean car manufacturers and the people who make those little
plastic things on the end of shoe laces. All these people
would be fed by McDonalds and Coca Cola. Unfortunately,
such a conspiracy does not exist (so I will have one invented
and on the 'net as soon as possible).
While we wait for the ultimate conspiracy, we will have
to put up with what is available. The choices below all
contain some of the essential elements, but the winner just
has to be the Denver Airport. I could not resist the three
buildings in Washington that eerily mark out a triangle.
Even Euclid would be amazed.
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT: Expose of Bizarre Influence
added 2 June 1999
roads and runways at DIA are arranged at right angles, and
you can draw a swastika on them. There are three buildings
in Washington which coincide with the corners of a triangle.
The Masons left a time capsule at the airport. There are
strange murals on the walls. The Queen has bought some land
in Colorado. The food at the Denver airport is cheap and
tasty. (I made that last bit up.)
Well, I'm convinced that something is going on at Denver.
Actually, it's going on underneath. Those aren't runways
you see, they're lids. (Note: Remarkably, this is the first
Geocities site to get a Quintessence listing. I couldn't
hold out forever.)