Melchizedek's Personal Web Site added
31 July 1999
OK. I finally admit defeat. I have no idea
what this web site is about. It seems that Mr Melchizedek is worried
about pollution and global warming, but I can't quite figure out
what he is doing about them. On a
related (but not linked) web page it says that there are five
Melchizedeks. What is going on here?
(Perhaps the concern about global warming is because it might
flood the seemingly-unrelated
Melchizedek. It would be hard for the Dominion to issue passports
or to reward the legal profession from under the Pacific Ocean.
You don't see many passports from Atlantis these days, do you?)
Dr. Hugo de Garis, Head of STARBRAIN
added 30 July 1999
May I told you about copying your brain into a computer. The
thing that was missing was the sort of computer that would make
this useful. That problem has now been solved, and computers that
can do everything are just around the corner. I read about this
site in the local paper and Prof. Dr. de Garis was predicting that
humans would soon be obsolete - despised and ignored by our smarter
creations. I tended to disbelieve this until I read that his web
site had a counter on it. That impressed me. I look forward to the
day when I can upload my brain into one of Prof. Dr. de Garis's
machines and let it get on with the work while I go to the beach.
I could check back here each week to see if I liked my lastest update.
(The new brain-in-a-computer goes by the name of "CBM".
Back in the dark ages of PCdom, there was another machine with the
same name from Commodore. It was only about as smart as a brick,
but it was better than a brick if you wanted to keep a door open
in a strong breeze. Perhaps we are witnessing evolution at work
of Crystal Skulls, International An Academic Approach
added 23 July 1999
The value of this site is not in the collection of crystal skulls.
No, the secret revealed here is "scrying", which is the
practice of staring very hard at something until you achieve a revelation
and understand it completely. It doesn't work for everything. I
tried it for years with ladies and university text books, but now
I have been told how to do it properly I'm going to get one of these
glass heads and practise. Just staring at the picture, I already
feel that I can see the future. I predict that a year from now,
I will be married and have a degree. Check back then to see if I
by Aya added 15 July 1999
you a sacred musician, dancer, tech wizard, organizer ... Holy Fool?"
Well, I can't play any instrument, I trip over just getting to my
seat at the ballet, I can never find my little pocket computer thing
with the diary and phone numbers, but, yes, I plead guilty to tech
wizard and ... Holy Fool. This web site speaks directly to the galactic-level
creation codes within my part of the human global consciousness.
Unfortunately, I don't understand the universal language of color-sounds,
archetypal symbols, and sacred geometries. You may think I am making
this up. I couldn't.
Loon of the Month
|You know how
a song just gets into your head and won't go away? You don't
know why you start singing it to yourself, and no matter
what you do you can't stop. While I was thinking about Loon
of the Month, I kept hearing that old Cole Porter tune "You're
the Top". Especially the bit that goes "but if,
baby, if I'm the bottom, you're the top". It just had
to be the Enema Museum.
(Weirdness note: If you go looking on the 'net for
the song "You're the Top" and you make the easy
mistake of typing "your'e", you can find a record
by "Melkizedek". Spooky!)
Enema Museum added 8 July 1999
What can I say that is not already said by this site? People
collect things. A psychiatrist once told me that obsessive
collectors are "anal". What would she say about
this place and what they collect? This is hyperanality.
Tragedy! Make that Tragedy!!! The Enema Museum has
gone missing. I could try to describe it to you
but my description would be inadequate. If anyone
knows where it has gone to, please tell me. This
was one of the most popular sites in Quintessence
of the Loon and everyone would like to have it back.
PB May 2000