The first full year and the surface was barely
- January 1999
The true meaning of the Cheops pyramid, how milk is poisoning
everyone, food supplies for the post-millennium crash and feminist
animal rights. The year is yet young and a high standard is being
- February 1999
Someone with lots of answers to lots of questions, someone
with just one answer to just one question, people with answers to
questions you had never thought of asking, and people with an answer
you don't want to think about.
- March 1999
All about "void" this month - voids in the great
pyramid, people who have to avoid airport metal detectors, someone
with a void where his brain was, a place to avoid if possible, and a
lady telling us what we must avoid.
- April 1999
The French Connection. A French scientist, a murder in
France, cleanliness for your French poodle and a new use for an old
French invention. Oh, what the heck! Here's where you can get some French
- May 1999
All about minds - someone who knows the power of a mind,
someone who knows where the power comes from, someone who knows how
to mind your mind, and someone who forgot where his mind was.
- June 1999
Conspiracy month, in memory of the failed psychic Earl Gordon
Curley, who departed us in June 1998 without predicting his own
demise. Almost everyone is a member of one of the conspiracies here,
so if you are not then they are really out to get you.
- July 1999
This was mystery and befuddlement month. Follow all this
stuff and you will have a clean planet, an electric cat, pretty
pictures and a glassy stare. And clean insides.
- August 1999
Balls. Boats. Backwardness. Biological activity. Bountiful
energy. Blackouts. You just had to be there.
- September 1999
September was devoted to the arts, but revealed the aesthetic
side of science. There was music, painting, God's sculpture in the
skies, and great literature.
- October 1999
October was Crackers Quackers month and featured some of the
madder alternative medicine sites. Colour is important, whether it
is shining on you, flashing on a watch, or seen through a
microscope. One of the sites even mentions a real scientist.
- November 1999
Last chance for the Y2Kooks before the end of the world. This
is a collection of mad people, weird thinkers, survivalists,
sensible gurus, experts, sages and seers. I leave it up to you to
figure out which is which - they all look the same to me.
- December 1999
A fine ending for the year. An eclectic collection of art,
astronomy, philosophy, physics and imagination which provided a
fitting conclusion to the last odd-numbered year until 2001.