- Chemtrails added 30 April 2000
Like many people in the world, I live in a city with an airport
which is too busy and everyone has to put up with too much aircraft
noise. Like many of those cities, politicians keep talking about
building a new airport. Like everywhere where someone wants to build
a new airport, everyone agrees that it is a real good idea as long
as it is not near them and they don't have to listen to any more
planes. Out in the country, however, nobody ever complains about
aircraft noise. I wondered about this, but now it has been explained.
In the cities we get noise. Out in the country they get contrails.
I always thought that the reason people in cities got more upset
about planes was just the noise (as the sonic bloomers down below
tell us, that makes us (and our mice) more aggressive), but now
I know that the real difference is because outback folk are subdued
by the chemicals in the contrails. I had a scientist friend of mine
examine the photograph with special equipment and he reckons those
trails are largely made up of powdered dihydrogen monoxide. The
liquid form of this stuff can kill you if it gets into your lungs
and the gaseous form can make your skin peel off.
"So what's all this got to do with building new airports?",
you ask, and it's a good question, too. The answer is that the government
has found a way to keep everyone happy and keep them all voting
the right way. The new airport gets built way out of town, so city
folk are happy that it's not in their backyard. Country folk don't
care because they have been subdued by the contrails. You might
ask why the government doesn't just subdue the city folk, but there's
only so much fluoride you can put in the water before it starts
to glow in the dark. And the politicians live in the city.
for inquiring mind added 23 April 2000
I was just watching a Formula 1 race on the television, and
one of the problems facing the teams was when to schedule pit stops
for refuelling. It would be a real advantage for a team to be able
to go the whole race without having to stop to put more petrol in
the car. Despite all the fabulous technology and huge amounts of
money these people have they seem blind to the obvious solution,
which is that they need a perpetual-motion engine. This site is
a bit rough, but it contains enough information for the clever F1
engine technicians to get started. I don't suppose Ferrari will
be able to use it (they are sponsored by Shell, who will just want
to suppress the idea), but McLaren could use some help at the moment.
(Memo to McLaren: You know how to contact me. Hotels should be
five-star, and I prefer to fly Qantas (business class is acceptable).)
Alas, it looks like the perpetual motion of this site was
not so perpetual. It has gone away, or maybe the French
have bought the idea to use in the new Peugeot 404 car.
PB October 2000
Icke - The Biggest Secret - Reptilian Agenda - Freedom Road
added 15 April 2000
A few months
ago I featured some conspiracy sites, and I mentioned that an all-encompassing
theory was needed to bring together all the conspiracy threads out
there. A sort of Grand United Conspiracy that would have a bit of
everything. Well, I think I have found it. David Icke has brought
together all the old favourites - the Illuminati, the British Royal
Family, the CIA, big business and bankers, most US Presidents (living
and dead), Commonwealth Prime Ministers, the churches, Jews, Nazis,
Communists, newspaper publishers, and just about everyone else.
In fact, the hard part is figuring out who isn't part of the conspiracy.
I'm not, and David Icke isn't, but that's all I am sure of.
far, you're all saying "So what? Sounds like conspiracies of
the past." Wrong! The difference here is that Mr Icke has established
that a large number of the conspirators are shapeshifting reptilians.
That is, these "people" have reptile ancestors and can
switch between human and reptilian forms at will. They also eat
babies (sometimes they kill them first), but that is incidental
to their plans for world domination. I was really pleased, though,
to hear that nobody has observed Princess Anne shifting shapes.
Then again, she is a member of the International Olympic Committee,
and they could show the Illuminati a thing or two about running
Loon of the Month
|The Lizard King
would seem to be a certainty for Loon of the Month, but
David Icke has been around for some time (getting madder
as time goes by), so I finally decided on Joya Pope because
of the thoroughness and dedication shown in her work. Any
ordinary medium would have been content to just channel
ONE Lassie actor, but Ms Pope made the effort and went the
extra mile to contact all 15 of them. I wonder whether,
when she channels Jesus, she includes all the actors who
have played Him in films.
Messages from the Dead added 12
Joya Pope channels an entity
called "Michael". This Michael has remarkable
abilities and can contact the spirits of dead people. And
Lassie. Yes, you read that correctly. Joya has spoken to
the spirit of Lassie, the film dog. Actually, Joya has spoken
to the spirit of the 15 or so dog actors who played Lassie
over the years, and then averaged the responses. I was relieved
to hear that the male dogs who played Lassie were unaffected
by the experience, but they probably just felt comfortable
in the company of other great male actors such as Jack Lemmon,
Dustin Hoffman and Terence Stamp who have famously dressed
up as women in films. Of course, makeup and costume would
be more of a problem for dogs. There is, after all, that
old expression "Stands out like ...". You know
what I mean. And people reckon I make this stuff up. I wish
[The wonderful picture of a blow-up plastic Lassie
ride-on toy came from a Lassie fan site, sadly now demised,
and I thank them. No, I didn't believe it at first, either,
but I felt it was more Quintessential than just a picture
of a collie dog. Or 15 pictures.]
Bloom added 8 April 2000
|"Stephie, Stephie, quite
contrary, how does your garden grow?
With silver bells
and cockle shells and big speakers all in a row."
Back in January I mentioned that there was a relationship between
music and crop circles. Now here's more news about music and agriculture.
Most of this site is your normal health fraud stuff, but this page
caught my eye. Who would have thought that you could fertilise plants
with sound, but apparently sound makes the little holes in the leaves
open up so that the plants can breathe better and soak up the other
stuff you sell to make them grow. You have to be a bit careful about
the sort of music you play, though, because
another page on this site tells us that rock music makes mice
more aggressive. I suppose you just have to arrange the musical
program so that the mice get aggressive enough to kill each other
but the music isn't loud enough to damage the delicate stomata (or
attract alien spaceships).
This page also mentions the late
Christopher Bird. Remember him? He was the one who first told
us to talk to our plants. A true icon of the loonity movement, and
one who will be missed.
Commemorative Moment for Florence Nightingale and Nursing
added 8 April 2000
I like nurses
as much as the next person does. When I was much younger, they used
to lock nurses up in big buildings called "nurses' homes".
Men were not allowed in, but there were fire escapes. But I digress
... It seems that the time may be coming when some nurses have to
be locked away again. Here's a bunch of holistic nurses who want
to have a hand-waving and healing ceremony festival to celebrate
Florence Nightingale's birthday. I suppose they mean well, but I
wonder if all this stuff would have worked in the mud and blood
of the Crimea. Happy birthday, Florence. Shine a lamp on this.