November 2000 also featured a special Quintessence of the Loon
edition, "Play, Pay and Pray"
to recognise the outer limits of religion
Inspectors On The Rampage added 28 November
When public servants go bad. You thought
that the postal inspectors were just there to keep the mail safe
from money launderers, gun smugglers and drug and porn distributors,
didn't you? Well, you were wrong. This secret police force, conceived
in the devious mind of Benjamin Franklin, is a surrogate CIA/FBI/MI6/KGB
hybrid, bent on destroying all the freedoms that make a democracy
great. These people will leave things on your desk. They leave the
milk out of the refrigerator. They loosen the caps on salt shakers.
They leave the seat up. They hide your car keys. They go into libraries
and rip the last pages out of Agatha Christie novels. They know
where it's at, and they go there, and they get it. These are evil
people. Do not be deceived.
The Prophets Conference
added 28 November 2000
Put this in your diary NOW!
You must be in New York in May 2001 for The Prophets Conference.
I can do no more than quote from the Conference Vision: "We
will be looking at expanded states of consciousness and the uncommon
knowledge and heightened awareness often obtained from them, and
then look at the magnitude of the implications fostered by acknowledging
them as true Gnosis. We will then explore their relevance to every
area of life. The conference will also envision a deeper sense of
Destiny at what appears to be a critical juncture in history, and
assess avenues for imagining and reconfiguring Reality".
Be there or risk missing out when reality gets reconfigured.
Too late! You've missed it. PB October 2003
added 28 November 2000
ever listen to talk-back radio? Have you noticed how often it is
that the people who call in are aliens? I know, you can't actually
see them, it being radio after all, but a lot of them seem to be
from some other place where thinking is different. Here's a site
from someone who has had long conversations with aliens and continues
to do so. This is really useful, because we need to know what the
visitors think. For example, I would have thought that asking them
if they liked Pink Floyd was just a conversation starter, but then
they reply: "Absorb. We are Pink Floyd, and all other facets
of your higher consciousness". What can I say? The lunatics
are are in my hall. And stay out of Albuquerque.
Loon of the Month
of the Month thing gets harder all the time. I thought
for a moment that I was going to be able to find out
what "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn"
was all about (both the Pink Floyd version and the chapter
in The Wind in the Willows), but the Cassiopaeans
were being their normal playful selves and avoided the
question. I considered the postal inspectors for a moment,
but then I got worried that they might rampage round
to my place and move my potplant. Finally, the lure
of the chromed horse and the cocktail circuit drew me
back to the diplomatic corps. I can't wait until I get
my red passport so I can park anywhere I like.
Center for the Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence
added 23 November 2000
Ever since I first heard Bob Dylan sing the words "You
rode on a chromed horse with your diplomat, who carried
on his shoulder a Siamese cat", I have wanted
to be a diplomat. Specifically, I have wanted the perks
of diplomatic office, in particular the chromed horse
and the cat. Now I find that someone is arranging for
diplomatic contact with alien intelligences. This has
got me really excited, because I've got a bit of spare
time and I could do with a change of career. In fact,
I'm so excited and enthusiastic that I will even bring
my own cat. It's not Siamese (they call it Thailand
these days), but we both love Thai food. I even mentioned
that wonderful Thai resort Phuket the other day when
I tripped over the cat. That must be an omen.
Academy added 23 November 2000
I never really believed in the idea that people could predict the
future, but it looks to me like Mr and Mrs Teutsch definitely could,
because they named their son "Champion". I don't think
they were naming him after a spark plug, so the only reasonable
explanation is that they foresaw his status as an adult - a true
champion of the intellect. After all, how many other people can
claim to have "developed a unique scientific approach to the
solution of every kind of problem". That's "every kind
of problem"! Not just the sort that the rest of us work on,
but all of them! That requires another exclamation point!! I really
like the way the acronym "ATIM" includes the initial letter
of another acronym ("IDEAL"). That is always a problem
It seems that the one problem that Champion Teutsch
could not solve was how to keep his web site going.
PB October 2001
Someone was not happy.
Subject: Who do you think you are?
Thu, 8 Nov 2001 23:22:02 -0800
You are one of the most arrogant people I have
ever I have ever experienced. Sitting on your thrown
of self indulgent false righteousness. Passing judgment
on what you obviously know nothing about. Publicly slandering
people you have never met. You should check out the
facts about people before slinging such uniformed falsehoods,
you might learn something useful. I am talking about
what you wrote about Dr. Teutsch. I am one of his many
successful clients. He is a true Champion in every sense
of the word. He has tens of thousands of successful
clients from all walks of life. The website was not
a big deal to him. He doesn't need it. He is more successful
than you could fathom.
Zodiacal Zephyr: Acrophonology
added 23 November 2000
about Dr Teutsch's name reminded me that we all have names which
mean something. Perhaps Champ's parents weren't psychic, but just
wanted to give him a good start in life and make sure his energy
was patterned correctly. I fed his name through the analyser here
and got some wonderful banality back. When I tried my name, another
all-purpose analysis arrived. Hmmmm? Is this like astrology? I wasn't
about to pay to find out.
Photograpy (sic) added 17 November 2000
I hate having my photograph taken. In real life I am much younger
and slimmer than I look in pictures. For example, women who chortle
and guffaw when shown a photograph of me usually just giggle and
snigger when presented with the real thing. I was enormously relieved,
then, to find out that I could have my inner strengths revealed
by this wonderful process of Kirlian Photography (or "photograpy"
as it is spelled in the site title). It is even better that I can
have my aura recorded as well. I suppose that there must be some
connection or even correlation between my aura and my Kirlian discharges,
but I will leave that area of research to the experts. I'm a bit
worried about enhancing my aura too much, though, because I can't
sleep with the light on.
Baby Diaper Club added 17 November 2000
First up, a confession. I've done some pretty crazy things in my
time. There was that time Bob, Alan and I got together with some
iguanas, a jar of mayonnaise, a box kite, a bottle of Smirnoff and
a unicycle, but I digress ... The people who own this site are seriously
weird and have even surprised jaundiced old me. That's "jaundiced"
meaning "seen it all", not "jaundiced" meaning
my liver has died from Smirnoff overload. But you knew that.
Brain Fingerprinting added 17 November
Here it is, folks. The answer to all that
clutter and junk in your brain. Larry Farwell (late of Harvard)
has developed a device to look at all those old brain waves and
collect the good stuff so that you can throw the rest away. Just
connect up to the electrodes, boot up the Pentium, and get ready
to have a garage sale of all those ideas you don't need any more.
Make some brain space so that you can finally read that copy of
Proust that that old girlfriend of yours gave you once. What was
her name again? Madeleine, wasn't it? Seriously, though, you should
be careful using this machine around your significant other and
life partner. There are things you did when young that are best
Hill MultiMedia and School for Sacred Geometry & Coherent Emotion
added 7 November 2000
I think I
will let Dan speak for himself. How could I ever express myself
more eloquently than this? "In 'consumed perspective' we
each by mirroring our glimpse of the one fire, thru the many very
much in phase facets of the insects eye - bring us closer to the
moment of ritual called 'critical mass' for this lightning. The "many
plumed ONE" returns. Indeed this principle of pure crystallization
(Christos) called sharing among waves is returning ... on fire!".
They just didn't teach writing like that when I went to school.
Dan Winter's domain has gone and taken his site with
it. This could have something to do with a court case
that you can
read about here. PB October 2001
Soul: the OHC is closing, resting before reincarnation. added
7 November 2000
That's right, folks. Sadly, the Online
Healing Circle is going into hibernation. The hugs have been given,
and it is all over. Until next time. WOWOWOWOWOWWOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
It took a while after the initial announcement, but
now it is really over. Just when I needed a hug, too.
Home of Primordial Energy added 7 November
Everyone likes getting something for free.
Everyone likes it when rich people get what is coming to them. When
we can all get unlimited free energy then the fat cats at the oil
companies and the electricity authorities will be looking for jobs.
And will we give them jobs? Well, we might let them oil the bearings
of our free-energy generators or carry the ice from our self-refrigerating
refrigerators. We might even let them wash our cars. After all,
when we don't have to pay for fuel, we will have lots of money left
over. But something worries me. What if these free-energy machines
get too efficient? It's all very well to get out more than you put
in, but these machines are still at a primitive state of evolution.
Primordial, in fact. Once the expert engineers work them over, it
might be dangerous to be near one. They will have to have warning
labels: "Use at own risk!" Things could get nasty. After
all, "rotation of a material object introduces spatial anisotropy
of inertial mass measurements into the spatial region surrounding
the rotating object". Lock up your tool kit.