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Psychic Quest Page added 26 April 2001
The Great Pyramid is running down! This might come as a surprise
to some of you, but it's obvious that you can't have a massive powerhouse
like the big pyramid sitting around in the desert for all those
thousands of years and expect it to keep humming along without the
occasional tune up. The problem has been that a major component
of pyramid power has been missing for some time. I speak, of course,
of the Ark of the Covenant. I know, you've all seen Raiders of the
Lost Ark, but that was fiction. Gerry knows what really happened
because ark thief MOSEC has contacted him and told him all about
it. It seems that when Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt he
did a bit of souveniring first and took the engine of the pyramid
with him. You can't really blame him though, because he knew he
would never be back and, in any case,
Exodus 20:15 hadn't been written yet.
Chinese Pyramids - An Extraterrestrial Legacy
added 26 April 2001
A few years
ago, the Chinese used to try to copy things made elsewhere in the
world and then manufacture them more cheaply. "Made in China"
became a sign of poor quality. It was not always like that though,
because it seems that it was in China that the first large scale
pyramids were built by the extraterrestrials. This technology was
later exported to Egypt and the Americas, although the ETs had to
do it themselves because the Chinese did not like to travel too
far. It is very significant, however, that the current Chinese government
have chosen a pyramid site to launch rockets. Perhaps there are
secret instructions for rocket power inside the pyramid. We will
never know, because the area is off-limits. The US tries to hide
Area 51, and have you noticed that there is almost never a Number
51 on the menu at the Chinese takeaway?
Research Queensland - The Gympie Pyramid
added 26 April 2001
that all the ET pyramids were in Egypt or the Americas, didn't you?
That was, until you read a moment ago about the Chinese ones. Well,
here's more news. There were (and still are) pyramids in Australia.
I haven't seen the Gympie pyramid because it is on private land
and the owner doesn't want people wearing it out by looking at it.
I would suspect that it was a myth except for the conclusive evidence
of a petrified ET that was found near Gympie. Just look at that
picture and tell me you don't believe that creatures like this once
roamed across Queensland. Or perhaps they hopped. Maybe they taught
the kangaroos how to locomote. Someone must have, things like that
don't just evolve. Gympie has several fine Chinese restaurants.
Think about it. By the way, if you add 666 to the first three digits
of the Gympie postcode and divide the sum by 51, you get a number
which is almost exactly seven times pi. Accidental? I think not!
House added 19 April 2001
You know those "reality" shows on television where a bunch
of misfits is left in some isolated place and have to fight to the
death or vote each other away until only one is left. In some of
these shows, the people are stuck in a house with cameras on them
all the time and the viewers get to vote about who gets flicked.
Well, here's my idea for a really good reality show. It's based
on the Hell House concept, except that instead of just frightening
the devil out of some people it could all be televised and the viewers
could vote on who gets tossed out. You could run two versions of
it - one where people could be voted straight to Hell with the survivor
getting a million dollars and an absolution, or, even better, voters
choose the survivors and the last one left is consigned to the flames
in the last episode.
It looks like this site has gone to, well, ...
PB October 2003
Welcome To Virtual Hell! Come Take The Tour!
added 26 April 2001
If you don't have time to take the Hell House tour mentioned last
week, or if there is no Hell House establishment near your place,
you might like to take a virtual tour of Hell instead. Make sure
you have your sound card working well, because you wouldn't want
to miss out on the hellish music. I want to know how the site author
knows what sort of music they play in Hell. Just going to the basement
car park in an elevator playing Barry Manilow isn't proper research,
although it might be a pointer to the real thing.
Casey Brennan Homepage added 19
This is just one of the many sites
dedicated to T. Casey Brennan, comic strip writer and president
murderer. When I was studying psychology years ago, I remember some
lecturer asking "do you remember where you were when you heard
that Kennedy had been shot?" and some fool in the class, trying
hard for an "F" grade, thought he was funny and said "I
wasn't born then". Well, Brennan, or "TCB" as he
is known to his friends, knows where he was, because he was doing
the shooting. Since then, it looks like the spooks have tried to
control his mind. I think they were trying to make him forget, but
he has thwarted them. The truth can be told. Forget the second gun,
the grassy knoll, the rumours that Jackie did it. TCB knows! In
an interesting aside, in 1989
Bill Clinton congratulated TCB for his stand against smoking.
Little did Bill know that TCB killed presidents. Little did TCB
know what Bill was later to do with a cigar.
Einstein's Legacy! added 19 April
You may not have heard of Quantum Unitary
Field Dynamics (QUFD), but, as it says on this site in
writing on a green background, "This document
may very well be the MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU HAVE EVER READ
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!!" And it only takes 37 hours to read
it, and 135 million people already have! This is an extension of
the work of Einstein, answering the questions that were too hard
for him. I can't do better than quting the site where it says:
"This is what Jerome has done! Father Jerome, theoretical
researcher of the famous FIWD Institute, London (OA/OWB), using
the very principles that were developed for condensed states of
matter (corporeality), HAS NOW APPLIED THOSE same principles TO
INCORPOREALITY, the Quantum Forces/Fields themselves! In doing so,
Jerome does no more than to take Bose-Einstein's research (as well
as that of other BEC researchers since Bose-Einstein), and, in applying
it to a BIG PICTURE "model" of consciousness, has thusly
created a PHILOSOPHICAL MODEL, and Formulation, OF that very same,
elusive, solution which Einstein had sought - A QUANTUM UNITARY
a Word Art from Good Works On Earth
added 13 April 2001
There are lots
of clichés about words. "A picture is worth a thousand words", "weasel
words", "you took the words right out of my mouth".
Well, mark my words, the author of this site is a man of few words
and believes that action speaks louder than words. For that reason
he has decided from the word go that this page will not be a play
on words but will be one-thousandth of a picture and only use one
word. In a word, this page is about all the prophecies that can
be made from the word "prophecies". A word to the wise
is required, though. When someone says to you "I see prophecies
rise so I hope prophecies sire hopes", these are not idle words.
After all, remember "Seer is cohere". Mark those words.
Aetherius Society added 13 April
I like a good synthesis almost as much as
I like a good conspiracy. Here is a grand synthesis of religion,
yoga and UFOism. Not just any old religion, mind, you, but all major
religions. It is remarkable enough to hear that the differences
between Catholicism, Orthodoxy and Protestantism have been resolved,
but it seems that Islam and Judaism have been reunited with Christianity
into a single descendant of the traditions of Abraham and Moses.
When the eastern religions are included, not to mention the animist,
voodoo and other world belief systems then we can all go to Nirvana.
Or whatever it will be called. I can imagine a Hindu Pope looking
out across a sea of humanity in St Peter's Square, all of them with
their knees behind their ears in the "Position of the Probe"
as small, grey men with large eyes move among the congregation taking
up a collection (and some subjects and samples). Simultaneously,
30 million Anglicans queue up to bathe in the Ganges while Taliban
choristers sing hymns by Wesley and flying saucers full of saffron-robed
monks swarm overhead. A lone Rastafarian is heard to say: "Ganges?
What's this Ganges, mon? They told me the ganja was a mile wide
Loon of the Month
|I am aware
that people rarely expect the Inquisition (whether Spanish
or not) but when it turns up, who am I to disagree with
the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith? If the
official Vatican rule interpreters think that Vassula
causes the faithful a small amount of amazement then
I will also be sufficiently amazed to award her a Loon
of the Month citation.
Life in God - Vassula added
13 April 2001
Some people tell us
that the practice of letter writing is in decline. Before
the invention of the telephone and the internet, people
used to write to each other, and any good bookshop or
library has books which contain the selected letters
of famous people. Even collections of the correspondence
of ordinary folk help to illuminate history for us by
showing us what life was like in other times and what
it was that worried, amused and encouraged people we
can never speak to. One thing that has always been missing
is correspondence that reveals the thoughts of some
of the major influences on our culture. We know Shakespeare
only through his published works, and we know Jesus
only through the words of others, written years after
the event and in many cases by people that never met
Him. How lucky it is then that Vassula has been able
to show us letters from Jesus. The wonderful thing is
that she didn't have to search dusty caves in Galilee
looking for 1st century filing cabinets. She corresponds
with Him now. Vassula has aroused a "small amount
of amazement" in the Catholic Church. She does
the same for me.
Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon added 7 April 2001
Everybody knows about Nostradamus and how his poems predicted the
future. Here is a 20th century version of Nostradamus, but this
time it is not some nobleman or courtier but a simple tunesmith.
Here we have a writer of popular songs who laid out in advance for
those without blinkers the terrible tragedy that was going to befall
Diana. Elton John sang at the funeral, but he sang a song about
the past, a modification of a song about a dead film star. Had Diana
been friends with Morrissey instead of Elton, or had she even just
taken time to listen to a couple of Smiths CDs before she and Dodi
left their room at the Ritz that fateful day then there may have
been no need for a funeral. Why do we never learn?
[You can buy the record with the awful prophecy here.]
of Reality added 7 April 2001
I just had to add this site as soon as I saw it was talking about
the five elements. That means it must be talking about quintessence
itself. Therefore it is writing about me and my web site, and you
get to this marvellous stuff by clicking on a link that says "Make
up your person". Not only that, but there is science there,
and dreaming. I took the test and it told me that I am an Air type.
I was a bit disappointed that I wasn't an Ether type, that being
the fifth element, but I suppose the quiz was correct. Who am I
to doubt this?
added 7 April 2001
I can do no better than to quote Martin Gardner : ALFRED WILLIAM
LAWSON, Supreme Head and First Knowlegian of the University of Lawsonomy,
at Des Moines, Iowa, is in his own opinion the greatest scientific
genius living today. It's regrettable there isn't some sort of Nobel
Prize which would recognize his fantastic career and incredible
literary output. As proof, here are two testimonials from Lawson
himself. "His [Lawson usually writes of himself in third person]
mind responds to every question and the problems that stagger the
so-called wise men are as kindergarten stuff to him." "When
I look into the vastness of space and see the marvelous workings
of its contents .. I sometimes think that I was born ten or twenty
thousand years ahead of time." The challenge here is to
find things on the site. The words of many of Lawson's books are
in there somewhere, but you have to work out how to get to the material
without links or a map of the site. Good hunting. Keep swirling!
[Gardner's fabulous 1952 book
Fads and Fallacies in the Name of Science is still in print,
and you can
buy a copy here.]