Viewing and Spiritual Healing added
31 October 2001
I hate driving in traffic. It would
be much easier if I could just sit at home and see what was going
on elsewhere. Even if I had to go out occasionally, it would be
handy to be able to inspect the roads and bridges I had to use on
the way to work, because the traffic reports on the radio are always
useless. They tell you about problems when it is too late to get
off the freeway or to take another road or they tell you that there
is a big accident after it has already been cleaned up. This is
why I am so excited about the progress being made in remote viewing.
Now it is possible for someone, with the right training, to see
what shape the buildings are on a university campus, for example,
without actually being there. Not everyone can do this yet, but
initial results are promising. After all, when someone says that
he sees some rectangular buildings with trees and carparks nearby
he has to be exhibiting some sort of strange power, because it would
be a very lucky guess to describe a university that looked like
that unless you actually knew the target. I just thought of another
work-related benefit - you could remote view the carpark at the
office to see if the boss was already at work, and this would give
you time to make up a new excuse for being late.
I tried remote viewing this site, but I came up empty.
PB October 2003
Full Moon Approach to the Hierarchy
added 31 October 2001
It is a full
moon in the next couple of days, so it is appropriate to think about
what this means for humanity. After all, it is not every day that
you see a full moon and it is a rare November when you get two of
them. Once in a blue moon, really. We have all heard the stories
about how crime increases at the full moon and how people in mental
asylums go off the rails. That's off the rails even further than
usual, of course. In fact, we know why they are called "lunatics".
That is all very well, but curmudgeonly skeptics are always saying
that this is all coincidence or that crime just goes up because
burglars can see better when the moon is out. This site, however,
gives us some more information about what really goes on when the
moon is fat. Just read the first part, where it says "The
time of the full moon is a period when spiritual energies are uniquely
available, and facilitate a closer rapport between humanity and
the Hierarchy. Each month the inflowing energies carry the specific
qualities of the constellation influencing the particular month;
these energies, playing sequentially upon humanity, establish the
'divine attributes" within human consciousness. As aspirants
and disciples we seek to channel the spiritual inflow into the minds
and hearts of men and women everywhere, and thus strengthen the
link between the human kingdom and the Kingdom of God".
If that doesn't convince you, then I don't know what would.
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is convenient. Now you don't have to drive over to the hypnotist's
office because you can send in your details and have the hypnotism
emailed to you. Imagine the possibilities. If you are feeling a
bit down at work you could get fixed up right there at your desk
without having to ask the boss for some time off. When you are on
holidays you could just duck down to the nearest internet cafe and
pick up your hypnotism with Hotmail. If you are really up to date
with technology you could even get hypnotised through your WAP phone
or Palm Pilot. This is like magic. In fact, it's better than magic.
There is a downside, too, of course. Unscrupulous men could use
it to take advantage of unsuspecting ladies by requesting hypnotism
and not using it themselves. So, ladies, if a man hands you a mobile
phone in a bar and says "It's for you", be very suspicious
and give it back as soon as you start to feel drowsy.
The hat slowly slipped over the site owner's eyes. He
felt sleepy, sleepy, slee ... PB October 2003
Britney Forever Network added 28
This is horrible! Person or persons
unknown are kidnapping young singers and replacing them with clones
that look, sing and dance like them. Who is doing this terrible
thing? Is it terrorists, trying to undermine the entertainment industry
and destroy the role models for young women? Is it aliens? Someone
should check Britney for implants. (No, not THAT kind. Don't be
rude.) Could it be record company executives or porn czars looking
for a market advantage by possessing the original? I'm sure it's
not just music lovers trying to raise the quality of popular music,
because then the substitutions make no sense. This problem has to
be solved. We need to know that when we see a belly button, with
or without a ring in it, we are seeing the real thing. Freddie Mercury
might have sung:
the real her?
Is this just smoke you see?
by a birthmark,
No escape from reality.
shirt, Look over her skirt and see,
That's not her
real birthmark, She's not the real Britney,
the singing's off, don't you know, Little high, little
And the way she dances doesn't really do it
for me, for me.
Astrology & Ancient Egypt added 28
There are some amazing facts about
the great Pyramid of Khufu. For example, the top of it points to
a place in the sky immediately above Egypt, and if you drop a perpendicular
line from the top downwards it not only passes through the point
of the intersection of the two diagonals of the pyramid's base but,
if extended, it would pass approximately almost exactly somewhere
near the centre of the earth. If you measure the diagonal between
two corners on the base and divide by the length of one of the base
sides, you get a number almost exactly equal to the square root
of two. The south-eastern corner is in an exact straight line alignment
with the south-eastern corner of the neighbouring Khafre's Pyramid.
If you divide the four lines between the corners of the base and
the top using the ratio 2/pi and mark points there, at least two
of these points will be in direct sunlight during all daylight hours,
and all four points will be touched by the sun each day. Amazing!
Emergency on Earth
added 28 October 2001
worse than we thought. Perhaps even worse than we can think. Everything
is going wrong. If I were the worrying kind (and thank the Lord
I'm not, sir), this would keep me awake at night. If it was any
worse, it would keep me awake at work.
Philadelphia Experiment and Montauk Survivor Accounts
added 28 October 2001
The experiments carried out in Philadelphia in 1943, in which the
USS Eldridge was made invisible, are an undoubted fact. Let's look
at the evidence. First, there is a web site which says that it happened.
This web site mentions Einstein, Tesla and John Von Neumann, all
men of great talent and credibility. There is a time line, showing
that some things happen after other things. There is the incontrovertible
evidence that the Cameron brothers were transported through time
(how else could they have got the hyperspace friction burns?). The
clincher is, however, that the
US Navy denies that the USS Eldridge was ever in Philadelphia in
1943. Why would they deny it if it were not true? Ask yourself
Images Show Plans for Massive Germ Attack On U.S., Killing Millions
added 21 October 2001
The CIA and the FBI must be sitting on their thumbs. How could they
not have seen the predictions in Muzaffar Wandawi's paintings. All
the biographical clues were there - born in Iraq (of all places)
in 1967 (remember the Egypt-Israeli war?), goes to university in
Baghdad then moves to Amsterdam, sees a lot of pictures by Goya
and Dali (four letters in each name, like "Iraq") and
starts painting pictures with horses and yellow flowers in them.
On the other side of the Atlantic, children are being brainwashed
by television shows starring Romanian counts and swarthy, yellow-skinned
people with just one eyebrow. All the signals were there for any
intelligence organisation which cared to look, but the spies were
too busy. Doing what?
I would like to clarify that the site referenced here
has nothing to do with Muzaffar Wandawi, and, in fact,
he was shocked and annoyed when he found out that some
conspiracy nutter was making him out to be some sort
of spy. The original link no longer works, but you can
click here to go to Robert Koontz's collection of nonsense.
PB February 2002
21 October 2001
Here it is, almost six years since
the last great McWritein and McFax, and still there is no vegetarian
burger at McDonalds. If it takes that long for McDonalds to develop
the all-cardboard patty, I suppose I will never see the thing I
really want whenever I drive thru the drive thru - Thai sate dog
on a stick.
McDonalds are advertising a vegetarian burger on TV
even as I type. Life imitates art, all good things come
to those who wait, a cliché in the hand is worth two
in the drive thru ... PB October 3,
Grove Exposed! Alex Jones Brings Exclusive Video and More from Inside
Bohemian Grove. added 21 October
Where do you do for your holidays? Uluru?
Vanuatu? Timbuktu? We know where the elite go. They go to Bohemian
Grove, but up until now the rest of us have just had to wonder what
went on there. Oh, there were clues. Presidents, princes, premiers,
prime ministers, prelates, primates and even some prostitutes would
disappear for a week and the only clue to where they had been would
be the occasional owl feather that a flunkey would find when unpacking
his master's luggage. There was always some specious, glib explanation
for the feather and for the blood and smoke stains on it, but anyone
asking too many questions just disappeared. All that is over, because
now we know. Alex Jones managed to get in and has actual pictures
of the actual sacrifice of an actual live skeleton! Apparently,
part of the owl-worshipping ceremony involves owls alighting on
the shoulders of a young female acolyte, whereupon everyone whispers "Look
at the hooters on her".
Loon of the Month
the Month is rarely awarded posthumously, but how could
I resist awarding it to someone who is not only dead
but who has come back to life. Even better, this resurrected
person goes for a picnic and who should he run into
but Jesus? Talk about luck! What are the odds that two
resurrected people would both be walking down the same
country lane at the same time?
Has Christ Returned?
added 21 October 2001
It's not very often that you get to read the words of
a dead person. Of course, I don't mean reading things
after they are dead that they wrote when they were alive.
Anybody can write something while they are still alive
and then die - just look at Shakespeare. Also, I don't
mean reading that turgid stuff that sounds as if the
writer was metaphorically dead when he wrote it. I mean
people who write stuff after they are dead. Really dead.
The author of this site starts his masterpiece off by
saying "I am dead. Yet my 'life' continues on,
as if I had not actually died. Some people claim to
have died and come back, I claim to be dead. Presumably
without annihilation of spirit, soul, self. How can
this be? Not even I know". How lucky was he,
then, to be feeling undead enough to go to wherever
it was that he saw Jesus? What an opportunity! You would
just DIE if you missed that!
Santec added 13 October 2001
Many years ago an Australian named Jimmy Little had a hit record
called "The Royal Telephone" about calling up Jesus for
a chat, and I know that there are many more such musical works stored
in my memory just waiting for me to have a rummage. Radio Santec
appears to be the new form of this where Jesus has a radio station,
and I suppose they have talkback so that listeners can call in and
ask questions or for guidance. I don't suppose Jesus Himself mans
(or should that be "Gods") the microphone, but there is
certainly a staff member there who has good access. I see that Gabriele
has actually spoken to God and has passed on the message that if
we continue to harm the small furry animals then we will be in trouble.
Speaking of small furry animals, I wonder whether Adam called the
platypus that name because he foresaw the time when God would speak
in platitudes to Gabriele. But I digress ...
added 13 October 2001
I have dismissed, retrenched, sacked, fired and pink-slipped my
dowser. I used to have to employ this person on a regular basis
to locate lost things around my home, and he would wander around
the place with his divining rods and finally return with a cardboard
box full of all those things that are never where you expect them
to be when you need them. Now someone has combined the sciences
of dowsing and feng shui to solve my problems. I have a little eight-sided
mirror on a wall near the front door and there is a hook under it
where I can hang my car keys. In my bedroom I have a small table
placed in just the right relationship to the windows, door and bed
so that when I get up in the morning my glasses are just where I
left them. In the kitchen, the refrigerator has been moved from
the middle of the room to one corner and the insides have been arranged
so that I don't have to move the beer to see the butter. Entertainment
has not been forgotten, either. Music sounds much better now that
the feng shuist has placed the speakers and my chair in the right
places and I have another little table which is in exactly the right
position to make sure that if I put the TV remote control there
it will still be there when I come back. Best of all, I have a huge
three-footed wealth toad to stop me losing money.
Among The Ancient's added 13 October
I'm going to have to get a bit technical
here, so I apologise in advance. We all know that one of the reasons
that the ETs come here in their UFOs is to tell us about wonderful
technology, but sometimes they don't tell us (or maybe don't know)
about potential problems. For example, I have fitted many fuel saving
devices to my car, but when I added the latest one (a coprolite
crystal glued to the steering wheel) my car went over-unity and
I had to vent the tank to let the excess petrol drain away, causing
pollution and creating a fire hazard. We have our best people working
on the problem. The owner of this site has combined ET knowledge
with turbocharger technology to create an anti-gravity machine.
I applied the knowledge back to the turbocharger on my car with
spectacular results, and I now have much more power than before.
The problem is that above a certain engine speed the anti-gravity
action takes over and lifts the front of the car off the ground.
As it is a front-wheel-drive car, this stops it going forwards until
the wheels drop back to the road so I proceed in a series of alternating
kangaroo hops and smoking wheelspin, giving much amusement to the
neighbours. We have our second-best people working on it. One advantage,
however, is that it has increased the fuel consumption just enough
to stop the tank leaking.