Chuck and Spike
The last week of February 2002 saw the deaths of two people
who brought enormous pleasure to many people for a long time.
They are relevant here because Spike Milligan raised loonity to
an art form without ever losing the ability to make us laugh
with him, and Chuck Jones gave us Wile E. Coyote, who symbolises
the obsessive futility that fuels so many of the sites here. It
may be a cliché, but it is true to say that we are richer for
having known them.
added 28 February 2002
That picture over at the right isn't just any old picture. It is very
special. If you print it out on your inkjet printer and then burn the
paper near a crystal, the crystal will start to emit gravitational
waves. If you use the picture as your computer desktop background you
will gain great benefits and you will "feel much more
comfortable working on the computer". There is even a little
version that you can download into your mobile phone to stop the EMF
frying your remaining brain cells. This last fact is particularly
important to me as the gravity from my mobile phone has been causing a
big tidal bulge on one side of my head and people are starting to notice
and stare. All of this is true - you read it on the Internet!
For further information about related matters, you can go here to
read about the
speed of gravity.
Formation of America : WARNING!!! added 28
This is awful! Just read where it says "On August 3rd, 1977 the
95th U.S. Congress opened hearings into the reported abuses concerning
the CIA's TOP SECRET mind control research program code named MK-Ultra.
On February 8th, 1988, a top-level MK-Ultra victim, Cathy O'Brien, was
covertly rescued from her mind control enslavement by Intelligence
insider Mark Phillips. Their seven year pursuit of Justice was stopped
FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY. TRANCE Formation of America exposes
the truth behind this covert government program and its ultimate goal:
psychological control of a nation". How could you not be
convinced? As an additional bonus, this site hints at the reason why
Dick Cheney is always called "Dick", never
Primate Tips : How to diaper a monkey added
28 February 2002
Do you own a monkey? Here's something you need to know. Pay attention to
what to do with the tail.
Cosmic Majority added 28 February 2002
At last someone is taking things seriously. Apparently a referendum has
been held and the majority of people on earth believe in UFOs. Not only
that, they believe that these space ships are really space ships. There
can be no doubt now, particularly as the new face on Mars is so much
more life-like (human life-like, of course) than that old pile of rocks,
shadows and spots that we have been looking at for the last few years.
The truly amazing thing is that the face is so face-like that it even
looks pink in a black and white photograph. Another thing to think about
is how human-like the face is. Perhaps the aliens aren't little grey
people with large eyes but look just like us. Well, just like me because
now I'm not so sure about you.
Multidimensional Healing added 23 February 2002
Atlantis gets all the attention, and the sister continent Lemuria just
gets pushed into the backgrounds of everyone's minds. This is not fair,
because, as it says on this site: "The Lemurian resonance was
always a holding frequency during all times of Atlantis for those who
were guiding this stage in the evolution of the Earth and humanity. From
all of the twelve Creator star systems, There were many landings here,
Light ships as well as ships containing the representatives of the
Trinities of Alliances from Galactic federations". I always
preferred Lemuria anyway in past lives because of those really
interesting animals with the big eyes that used to run the place. The
crystals were always bigger there too. Or maybe they just looked bigger
because my eyes were so big and round. Who knows?
Propulsion, Levitation added 23 February 2002
It has always been a dream of mankind to be able to fly, to be free of
the invisible shackles which bind us to the ground and cause us to look
at birds with envy. Well, not at emus, but you get my point. It is good
to see that so much progress is being made in the offensive against
gravity. Why should gravity be the only force we cannot control? Just
because we don't really understand how it works doesn't mean that we
should give up and let it have its way with us. I don't know how my
toaster knows when the toast is cooked but that doesn't stop me eating
breakfast. Speaking of toasters, the people who make them must know how
to overcome gravity because the toast pops up when it's just the right
shade of brown. Maybe that's the answer - to defeat gravity you just
need to wear toast-coloured clothes.
Offenders of The Faith added 23
I like people who address the big, important matters that face humanity.
This is one such issue.
Loon of the Month
|I was trying to decide
who was to be Loon of the Month and it came down to a contest
between defeating gravity and printing gravity. It all became
too hard, so I decided to give the award to someone who wants to
employ an anti-gravity device sideways to repel money.
can and who cannot give money to The Family Values Party added
23 February 2002
Most political parties are after you all the time for donations.
It is refreshing to find a party that has rules about who can
give money to them, but I feel that they may have been a bit too
restrictive. When you rule out tattooed homosexual dope smoking
abortionists who like to have a bet on Saturdays and then go
drinking in karaoke bars where maudlin drunks sing "My
Way" and who probably voted for Bill Clinton and his
adulterous cigars (and anybody who might know someone who is
just one of those things) you are down to only a handful of
people in Florida, and that's not enough to get a president
By the way, if you think that Tom is a bit harsh on the song,
have a look at how
this evil piece of popular culture can kill people.
Of Eden - Dedicated to assisting the Ascension Process added
9 February 2002
From time to time, my life goes one-dimensional and I find that the
stargates are hard to find (and closed when I get there). Sometimes I
miss out on an evolutionary root or find that my blueprints of higher
unity have faded away to sepia images of confusion. It's at times like
these that I turn to experts like Leah to get me ascending again. As she
says: "The recoding process brings the soul/spirit to a new
level of advancement on the spiritual path. Codings may be codings of
unity, trinity, I have been dispensated to bring through very high
frequency and advanced codings, that are usually lost here on earth.
There are so many variations as to bringing them through, from
advancement to mastery, from unexpected completion of mission -
requiring new codings for the new mission ahead, some may have lost some
on the spiral into duality, or for other reasons it is decided to bring
them through after incarnation is part the way along". Perfect!
Toe puppet added 9 February 2002
Here's something to provide hours of entertainment for the children. Be
careful, though, because it's a patented device and you could get into
trouble if you make one yourself. I was really impressed by this patent,
because it shows how inventive some people are.
Mystery of The Nazca lines and geoglyphs added
9 February 2002
I was talking to my recovered-memory therapist the other day about why
I, alone among my acquaintances, don't remember being abducted by
aliens. For some reason, I was drawn to a cabinet in his office which
contains a collection of old mathematical tools and teaching aids. I
picked up a green-covered book of logarithm tables and I was suddenly
overcome by a vision of swooping across the plains of Peru with a
strange, metallic voice speaking from behind my left shoulder, saying
things about the relationships between numbers. An image of a huge
spider appeared before me and I shuddered, dropping the book on the
carpet. I stumbled back to the couch, but a strange calmness descended
on me when the therapist said: "You look concerned, so we will
resume with an easy question. What is the next number in the series