Institute for Global Human Transformation added 30 April
I was doing some light work at the weekend trying
to tune up the manifestation of the empowerment of my energy construct,
when the lady next door, Nada Sananda, came over to ask if she could
borrow some etheric density. I was admiring her subtle body when
my wife came into the garage and informed me of a potential descension
of my higher self if I forgot the divine virtues. I was also warned
that I could forget about maintaining my spiritual lineage because
she would be giving my chakras a good channeling if I didn't get
back in the house immediately, and it would be no use expecting
any clearing or healing from her for at least a week.
symbolisms on Irish TV added 30
I'm very worried about Ireland. My ancestors
came from there, and every day I get gladder that they didn't stay
there but instead chose to migrate to the land of taipan snakes,
funnel web spiders, box jellyfish and other cute and cuddly creatures.
In November 2001 I reported
on the way Ireland was becoming infested with aliens and in
December 2001 I noted that
the Ark of the Covenant was buried there, but now things have got
worse. When I saw the title of this site I thought "Satanic
symbolisms on Irish TV - must be lines of ladies tap dancing with
their arms still while some mad midget dervish does somersaults
in front of them to the sounds of Enya singing Van Morrison's arrangement
of Finnegan's Wake". But I was wrong, very wrong ...
Like the Riverdance phenomenon, this Irishness has moved
into history. PB October 2003
Religion Drug Legalization
added 30 April 2002
Then He took the five loaves and the two fishes, and looking up
to heaven, He blessed them, and brake, and gave to the disciples
to set before the multitude. And the multitude did say "Give
us more. We need chips and nuts and salted snacks, for we have the
munchies". And a pillar of smoke rose above the multitude,
and giggling was heard in the land.
is dougmoon.com - accept no limitations
added 30 April 2002
What could I possibly say about Doug that would say more about Doug
than what Doug says? Doug tells us about religion, science, medicine,
ethnography, knowledge. Here is Doug on chemistry: "What
is water? Water is actually three (3) Hydrogens coupled with Oxygen,
not two. Ergo, water is actually H3O, not H2O. What causes Hydrogen
and Oxygen to bind and become water (H3O)? Electricity. Three (3)
volts per volume millimeter of gas mixture is all it takes to disrupt
nucleic pressure and create the bond. There is a three percent tolerance
(+/- 3%) for voltage measurements. Distilled water only requires
Magnesium to taste good - use one part per thousand (1:1000). Magnesium
needs to diffuse in the water for about ten (10) hours".
And that is just a start.
- Contrails added 21 April 2002
There has been much upheaval in the Australian airline industry
over the last year. One of the oldest and biggest airlines has disappeared
into bankruptcy after a long, drawn out death process that involved
many promises, false starts, finance attempts, rescue packages and
large fees to accountants. To the general public it appeared to
be a normal business failure brought about by changing market shares,
costs exceeding income and some bad capital investment and asset
acquisition decisions. The truth can now be revealed. The Ansett
fleet was a bit older than its competitors' fleets, but the planes
weren't crashing and the leasing costs were reasonable. The real
problem with this older fleet, however, was that Ansett did not
have the finances available to update to newer planes which were
compatible with the government's post-September 11 contrail spraying
requirements. Without a massive investment of capital, the airline
could not comply with the new, secret rules for "national security".
A national icon was sacrificed for political expediency. Don't get
me started on why Swissair went broke!
Learn to Be Your Own Psychic
added 21 April 2002
Here's a book you can buy that will teach you how to become a psychic.
I recommend that you only deal with the best, so when you order
a copy leave out your credit card number and let the psychic at
the other end fill in the blanks. If he is any good this will not
be a problem.
Implant Removal and Deactivation Method
added 21 April 2002
must be awful walking around with an alien implant inside you. Every
time you went through security at an airport the alarm would go
off and you would have to explain all over again how you should
be let onto the aircraft because it was the hardware put into you
by the ETs that was causing the problem. Some of them set off the
alarms at the exits of stores, so you would always be telling shop
assistants that you were not stealing clothes or CDs, it was just
the metal in your nose. I knew someone once whose implant interfered
with his mobile phone so that every time a call came in while he
was in a restaurant or movie theatre he had to shout to be heard.
At last help is at hand for all these unfortunate people.
The site owner has removed and deactivated this site.
PB September 2005
Corn Gods Language and Game added
21 April 2002
I am fascinated by language. I
also like a synthesis of ideas to explain other ideas. Here we have
just such a synthesis and it reveals to us what is hidden in the
language we use every day. One of the most impressive parts of this
revelation is the role of the Bible. Linguists and etymologists
have long recognised the influence of the Bible on English usage,
but this site goes further than just looking at the stories, quotations
and figures of speech that shape the way the language is used and
which form, in essence, part of our shared consciousness. The breakthrough
was in noticing that the number of books in the Bible has mathematical
significance in understanding the true meaning of the words we use.
It could not have been coincidence that the translators working
for King James produced a work with exactly 66 books in it. It is
surprising, however, that it took the Corn Gods to point out this
fact about some other God's sacred texts. Perhaps the ET's can explain
it to us one day.
Witch's Workshop added 13 April
When I first saw this site I misunderstood
the word "workshop". I thought it would be a place where
you took your witch to get her tuned up and have her oil changed,
or maybe it was somewhere that did maintenance on brooms and cats,
but I was mistaken. There is much more here than that. There is
witchcraft, wicca, the story of Lillith, and a positive plethora
of prolific profundity about pagan practices and procedures (plus
some possibly prurient pagan prose and poetry). As I read a mist
enveloped me, its tendrils passing across my skin like weightless,
translucent seaweed, and I heard faint voices speaking the Anciente
Tonguee, just audible above the gentle purring of Bruxis, the cat
sleeping between my keyboard and the screen. Suddenly, the mist
cleared and all sound stopped. I sat in darkness, aware of the faint
sliver of light in the sky signifying the day after the new moon.
Somehow I knew that it was time to plant the millet seeds so that
we could have new brooms in the spring.
The Washington Banana Museum
added 13 April 2002
What attracted me to this was the idea that someone could be a "scholar
of banana consciousness". Do these fruit think? Are they self-aware?
Do they have feelings? We need to know these things.
Resources added 13 April 2002
One of the great questions in philosophy is "Is that all there
is?". Who could forget how Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller got
the late great Peggy Lee to ask that question of us all, but the
answer they came up with was no answer at all. Sure, we could just
keep on dancing, but where would that take humanity? At last an
answer seems to be here for this ancient conundrum, as we are told
how to prepare ourselves to go beyond humanity into a transhuman
state. I, for one, can hardly wait to move on to a postbiological
existence, passing through transbiomorphosis until I can join my
friends in a borganism where we can break out the booze, have a
ball and await the fulfilment of the Dyson Scenario. As that other
great singer, Frank Sinatra, told us: "The best is yet to come".
added 13 April 2002
Everyone in the world must have seen at least one movie with Sylvester
Stallone in it. Sylvester has a mother. Jacqueline is an astrologer.
Jacqueline also reads arse prints. Do you need to know any more?
Loon of the Month
|I usually don't
let people influence the Loon of the Month award by lobbying
or writing to me, but I thought I would make an exception
in the case of George Hammond. Anyone who can prove the
existence of God using a method which can only be understood
by six people on Earth (not, apparently, including me or
Stephen Hawking) is a candidate for Loon of the Any-time-period-you-can-think-of.
Discovery of a Scientific Proof of God
added 13 April 2002
I'm sorry that I had to give away the formula by putting
it in a picture, thus spoiling the surprise, but I thought
that this breakthrough was so important that people should
not be expected to wait. This is particularly interesting
to me because I studied psychology at university and, even
with all the work I did on the behaviour of white rats and
first-year psych students, I never noticed that the brain
was a three-dimensional structure. Who would have thought
it? George Hammond also noticed the amazing coincidence
that cars have four wheels and horses have four legs. (Some
of the horses I've backed at the track have run as if they
only had three legs, but we are talking general principles
here.) When you add to that the facts that a magazine rejected
an article and that George has written to Stephen Hawking,
you just know you are looking at real science.
had this to say about my comment about car wheels
and horses' legs:
I don't call it a coincidence,
I prove its caused by the Euclidean structure of
space, your the moron who thinks its a "coincidence".
Anyone calling it a "coincidence" is a
certified moron. You haven't got the intelligence
of a sixth grader.
And here are some comments he made in response
to other things I said:
You're not only a snot nosed
asinine and boring writer, you've got an ugly smelling
contempt and ignorance for the higher levels of
scientific ability. It's scum like you who need
to be cleaned out of Science and put back in uniform
where you belong. It's time that the academic community
stopped mollycoddling loudmouthed yuppie scumbags
like you. You're a disgrace to your family name.
No asshole.... I'll TELL
YOU what the f--- is going on. Retrograde loudmouth
criminal vandals and morons like you have been harassing
a serious, competent and dedicated scientist on
the Internet for 3 years now... and WHAT IS GOING
TO HAPPEN because of your reckless, criminal, indefensible
behavior is that somebody is going to get accidentally
hurt just like when you start playing Chicken with
a freight train, you stupid basteds. Someone is
going to get hurt, and it ISN'T going to be me because
I'm the freight train. It's going to be one of you.
In this case it may be Mike Varney Keep up your
criminal, vandalistic, loudmouthed, wiseass harassment
and abuse of a serious and dedicated scientist trying
to present a serious scientific discovery and sooner
or later one of you will accidentally get himself
killed, you "fuckin moron".
Alas, Mr Hammond flew too close to the Sun and his
wings melted. All four of them. His work lives on
He's back. The new web site is