June is Conspiracy Month in memory of archübermegaloon,
Earl Gordon Curley, who failed to predict his own death despite
being the world's greatest psychic.
26 June 2002, Kooks Day, was chosen
to launch the
Earl Gordon Curley Memorial Echelon Page
Click here to see
the US Government Develop the AIDS Virus?
added 26 June 2002
What a silly
question. Of course it did. There were just so many people who needed
killing that the government had to find a way, and what better way
than a disease? And a very useful disease it is too, because you
can test it out on gay men until there aren't any of them left,
and then you can call it "smallpox vaccine" and use it
to kill a few million people in Africa, and Henry Kissinger will
write about it in a secret document, so secret that people with
radio stations can just ring up and get a copy, and then you can
spend billions of dollars pretending to find a cure while all the
while just making the pharmaceutical companies rich. Are Microsoft
and the Masons in there somewhere?
Bill Gates is a SATANIC worshiper
added 26 June 2002
Microsoft... Did you know that the Bible mentions the word "windows"
eight times, but the only time it includes the word "carbuncle"
is in Isaiah 54:12, which says "I will make thy WINDOWS
of aGATES, and thy GATES of carbuncles"?
Isn't Free added 26 June 2002
The people in my street used to laugh at one of my neighbours because
of his tinfoil wallpaper. We would rarely see him outside because
he couldn't go very far from his house before the rays got to his
brain, even through his industrial-strength steel wool baseball
cap with the titanium beak. We would sometimes go around for a beer
(always in bottles, never in cans), but I remember one disastrous
day when someone brought some cashew nuts without going through
the bag first to pick out the ones with the radio transmitters in
them and great sparks arced off the walls like they do when you
put your loose change in the microwave. Well, nobody's laughing
now that we have heard that he is due for some compensation from
the government for all the experiments they did on where his brain
used to be.
1947 added 26 June 2002
It was the anniversary this week of the first flying saucer sightings,
when Kenneth Arnold saw those famous shapes flitting across the
sky. Since then much has been written, but not too much. Mystery
still surrounds the history of flying saucers and the part they
have played in the development of science and society since 1947.
We still do not know the truth, because if we did we would surely
be shocked at the extent of the cover-up. Evidence of the cover-up
is, of course, that even after all this time we can find no evidence
of the cover-up except for the denials of a cover-up, denials which
can only reinforce the strength of the evidence. After all, if conspirators
are doing their job properly, nobody else will know about the conspiracy.
Nobody can prove this one, so it must be a very good one to have
lasted so long.
- Confession to Conspiracy added 19 June
This week marks the 30th anniversary of the
Watergate break-in, and what better time to revisit that story to
see what we have not yet been told? It must be obvious to all that
there are still secrets about this incident, because governments
were involved. What was being covered up must have been very serious
for the rulers to sacrifice a President, and they didn't even have
to use a trick cigar with a microphone in it. So what was being
hidden, too terrible for even Richard Nixon to use to defend himself.
Why, the link to the Kennedy assassination, of course. Is it any
surprise that the people who had killed one President were prepared
to get rid of another? You've heard the expression "New World
Order", haven't you. And you've heard of the book "Brave
New World" by Aldous Huxley? What was the name of the world
ruler in the book? Who replaced Nixon? A coincidence? I think not.
(Huxley also wrote "The Doors of Perception". Now you
know why Jim Morrison was murdered.)
Fuel from Burning Water
added 19 June 2002
What collection of conspiracies
would be complete without a suppressed, water-fuelled car? Here
is one. Never buy petrol again.
Loon of the Month
was always going to be tough for Loon of the Month. There's
David Icke, there's SOLLOG, and there's Kerry Thornley,
but the garland goes to Tony Bushby. Who would ever have
thought that the churches had been hiding the truth about
Jesus all these years?
Bible Fraud added 19 June 2002
What story could be better known in western society than
the story of Jesus? There it is, set out in the New Testament,
told to every child who ever went to Sunday School, preached
weekly from countless pulpits, an integral part of our consciousness,
believer or not. But, what if it were not true? What if
there was a secret plan by the very churches who distribute
the Bible and quote its words to hide the truth from us
all. What if the Bible does not contain the real story of
Jesus? At last, all can be revealed. All the Christian churches
are part of a great conspiracy to get us to believe in a
false Bible. They know the truth, but they believe that
we cannot handle the truth. Surely this must be the greatest
cover-up of all time.
added 19 June 2002
is a lot of money in the world. Someone must be controlling all
this money, but who could these controllers be? I know I am not
one of them, otherwise I would know where my money was and what
it was doing. If I was in charge, my money would not be able to
hide from me and run away. But I digress ... It may be obvious that
someone is controlling the world's money, but the real question
still remains - who is controlling the controllers? It would just
be too easy for governments to manage their currencies but that
cannot be allowed, for there are secret, shadowy organisations which
need to be able to control governments. How better to do this than
through a parallel economy, secretly managing the price of gold
in order to finance secret activities. Oh, the governments think
that they are really running these secret slush funds, but we know
better, don't we?
- 666 added 13 June 2002
It is strange that the name of the greatest secret conspiracy of
all time should be so well known, and that so much should be written
about it. Well, it would be strange if you didn't know how things
work. You see, in the conspiracy world, things are not always as
they seem. Actually, they are never as they seem. If something is
announced and made public, that is because it is what the rulers
want you to hear, and what they want you to hear is never the truth.
If you read something about the Illuminati it will be censored and
will have been approved for publication by the central committee.
That is how we work. Oh, my Lucifer, did I type "we"?
Now my backspace key doesn't work. I will get into big trouble over
this. If I am not here next week, don't ask too many awkward questions.
Health Freedom Resources - Microwave ovens
added 13 June 2002
Did you know
that the governments of the world have colluded with the electronics
companies to suppress information about the dangers of microwave
ovens? And why is there no microwave refrigerator that can cool
a carton of beer down to drinking temperature in a few seconds?
It's probably been suppressed too.
Studies Institute added 13 June 2002
It's only a bit over 100 years since New Zealand and Australia started
the rot by allowing women to vote, and now they are everywhere.
Flying planes, writing books, selling real estate, driving cars,
delivering pizzas, conducting orchestras. When will it all end?
It is just as well that we have places like the Lesbian Studies
Institute to warn us of the potential horrors to come and to speak
out against the conspiracy not just of women but of lesbians to
take over and dominate our society through the imposition of a matriarchal
hegemony. We need to protect ourselves against this deluge of womanism.
Perhaps we should build dykes to keep out the flood. Wait a minute!
That doesn't sound right ...
666, and the Harlot Church Dressed in Purple and Scarlet
added 13 June 2002
come and go, but there is a certain magnificence to a conspiracy
that has been around for almost 2000 years. The amazing thing about
this conspiracy is that it has millions of followers yet nobody
knows its secrets. There are some wonderful aspects to this conspiracy.
First of all, it has a secret headquarters with a mysterious name
which, if you look at it sideways and squint a little, could mean "prophecy
of the old hag". It has books written in a secret language
which is not spoken in any country today, and if you take the Greek
word for speakers of that language and apply a special formula you
get "666", the number of the conspirator. Not only that,
but the boss of the outfit doesn't even use his real name. Given
another 2000 years, they could take over the world.
Someone with a ridiculous quack medical device told me that this
site is ridiculous and that I have emotional problems.
Read about it here.
SEE Beyond the Obvious added 5 June
The name of this site says it all. The trouble
with the world today is that people fail to look beyond the obvious
explanations for things. I blame this all on William of Ockham and
his razor. If he had been content to grow a beard then people wouldn't
be looking for the simplest of answers to problems and situations.
I know he did it to impress the ladies, but he didn't have to go
completely bald-faced. He could have trimmed it back to a glamorous
stubble and we would now be able to apply Ockham's Scissors to things
and therefore be able to include a few more assumptions whenever
necessary. After all, the word "scissors" is plural, unlike
the singular "razor". It would have been even better if
he had covered his face completely and then we could have Ockham's
Visor, which would allow us to always assume that much was hidden.
David Icke, Arizona Wilder, Credo Mutwa and The Biggest
Secret added 5 June 2002
Poor David Icke thought he was exposing the truth, but it looks
like he may have been compromised by a mind-controlled CIA spy.
Surely the name "Arizona Wilder" should have been a clue.
Just think about where the atom bombs were tested. In secret.
Secrets added 5 June 2002
If the government can hide a nuclear explosion from everyone, what
else can they hide? Luckily, someone inside NASA could not be bought
off (probably the same person who leaked the "face on Mars"
photographs), and so we have a photograph which provides incontrovertible
proof that atmospheric testing is still going on. But perhaps it
wasn't a test ... What if it was the government blowing up someone
for disagreeing with the world rulers. After all, nothing disappears
anyone quite as completely as an atom bomb does. The beauty of it
is that it is hard to not hit the dissident if you vaporise his
entire suburb. The people in the next town might wonder where the
big, glowing, smoking hole came from and why their dogs are growing
beaks like pelicans, but if they are smart enough they will not
ask any questions. They don't want to hear the missiles being lunched.
The Wilderness added 5 June 2002
Once upon a time, it was easy being a dissident. You just had to
run off some pamphlets on the Roneo machine, hand them out at the
bus stop and then get followed by men in trench coats. Your phone
was tapped, of course, and the two hookers who worked the corner
outside your apartment block were CIA and FBI spies (that's why
there was always two of them), but everyone knew his or her place.
Occasionally, the men in trench coats would invite you back to their
office for a bit of rubber hose work, but things were generally
good-natured. There were rules. Things are different now. Now people
hack your web site, presumably to insert material that makes you
look like a barking kook, and, even worse, they have you in their
Outlook address books so that when they get viruses in their computers,
the computers use your email address to send viruses to the President.
Where will it all end?