Media Master Access added 31 July 2002
When I was young, I had a neighbour named Mr Chandler. Nobody ever
knew his first name, or where he came from. He believed that his
choice of career was predestined by his name so he had a shop selling
bits of sailing boat rigging and, when asked, would say "A
Chandler must chandle". As we lived 800 kilometres from the
sea business was not brisk, but he made enough money to indulge
his one vice. Every Friday afternoon he would lock up the shop and
go to the local hotel, where he would consume exactly one dozen
beers, never more or less. His progress back to the shop afterwards
was known to one and all as "Chandler's Wobble". I had
almost forgotten Mr Chandler until I came across this site. Did
I mention that he used to tell us small children that one day the
ice caps would melt, the world would shift on its axis, and the
ocean would come right up to his shop so that sailors could tie
up out the front while they bought shackles?
Oprah Winfrey, This Is Your LAST Chance!
added 31 July 2002
Oprah, and you too, Gates! How many warnings do you need? Repent!
International Survivalist Society added
31 July 2002
When the RatbagsDotCom sites disappeared
because the web site hosting organisation went broke, my mind naturally
turned to the prospect of life after death. I was very pleased to
find that there is scientific proof of an afterlife. What made it
doubly pleasing was the idea that if something as complicated as
a human consciousness or soul could carry on without a body to live
in, then a simple little web site should be able to transcend hostlessness
as well. It wasn't as simple as it looked, though, and while there
is a certain resonance between the way souls survive disembodied
in the aether and ex-websites hang around in Google, eventually
webmasters have to find another computer somewhere to put things
in. I think I will approach the ISS for some research funding.
Clifford's Cat Hats added
31 July 2002
Got cats? You need hats.
Sitchin added 23 July 2002
Here's one in the eye for those evolutionists who reckon that Darwin
was right and we all came from micro-organisms and apes. Even better,
here's the refutation of the creationist nonsense that some God
made us. Both sides are wrong. Not only are the people arguing about
human origins wrong, but so are the historians who claim to dispassionately
look at the evidence of past communities and civilisations. All
wrong. Hopelessly wrong. How can all these people continue to deceive
themselves and us when there is incontrovertible evidence that everything
came from the twelfth planet? (Did I mention that astronomers are
wrong too?) Once you see that Stonehenge, Sumer and Tiahuanacu lie
at the corners of a triangle everything else is obvious. Argument
with the facts is pointless.
The Gilroy Garlic Festival
added 23 July 2002
Do not forget
this fabulous festival of flatulence and fragrance, fondly founded
by the followers and fans of this fine and feisty flower. Enjoy!
Loon of the Month
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to respect those Catholics. Most conspiracy theorists blame
the Jews for things, but now it seems that even they are
under the control of Rome. I mentioned this when I had an
audience with the Pope once, but he just replied with an
old Polish folk tale about a farmer, a pumpkin, a crow,
a water cistern, and the feast of Saint Malaprop.
Americana Equals Pax Romana!! added
23 July 2002
Bing Crosby won hearts and
minds with his portrayal of Father O'Malley, the archetypal
dedicated parish priest. Priests Daniel and Philip Berrigan
helped create the beginning of the end of the Vietnam war.
Cardinal Karol Wojtyla became Pope and within a few months
inspired the movement that led to the collapse of communism.
Singers Sister Janet Mead and Soeur Sourire had us bopping
to The Lord's Prayer and Dominique respectively.
All smokescreens. All just attempts to hide from us the
awful truth that Rome was running the USA by appointing
presidents and everyone else that mattered. And what about
those Catholic German Samaritan Jews, the Warburgs?
Taylor Gatto - Challenging the Myths of Modern Schooling
added 23 July 2002
teachers feature strongly in popular culture. There are the dedicated
teachers in films like To Sir With Love and Goodbye, Mr
Chips, the imparting of truth and wisdom seen in the Harry Potter
books and Dead Poets Society, and who could forget the values
of education so poignantly displayed in Blackboard Jungle
and The Belles of St Trinians? Now we find that all this
is deception. Schools are just there to brainwash children, to make
them pawns in some master plan to supply industry with slave labour
and mindless consumers. The thing that amazed me most was that schools
were only invented in the 20th century. It's just as well that Henry
VI is dead, or he would be wondering what he had been doing in 1440
starting a school at Eton.
:: The Segregated Fields added 17 July
Everyone has heard the expression "the
walls have ears". Well, here is evidence that walls can have
much more than that. Not only do they spy on us and act as agents
for mysterious entities, governments and corporations, but they
can carry messages which affect our gestalt and effect our enslavement.
Hidden symbols abound, and even change over time to increase the
subtle influence on our minds. Ribald thoughts are implanted in
us, causing us to think about sex whenever we see a municipal building.
It is scary. To protect the author from being exposed and disappeared,
this site employs a complex system of serendipitous navigation.
Keep clicking on links and you will be continually surprised.
GNOOMY® - Magic Of Stone Power
added 17 July 2002
If you have
a mobile phone, you need one of these. You will not be embarrassed
using your phone on the bus. Don't forget the Gnoomy2 for your computer.
Point Physics, Vacuum Energy, Scalar Physics
added 17 July 2002
sciences which define and describe our existence are physics, theology
and economics. During a week when the world's stock markets were
twitching and analysts were predicting a financial Armageddon, it
was good to come across this site which revealed how physics, particularly
it seems the sort of physics which can give us free energy and power
our flying saucers, has predicted that the end times will come with
the collapse of the Japanese economy. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Lock up your pension funds. Ignore what you have seen while using
your time machine, unless you have seen the rounded database for
correct and effective thought in terms of reality.
The BraBall and
Bra Ball added 17 July 2002
Imagine someone collecting thousands of bras and making a
big ball out of them. Imagine another person doing the same thing.
Imagine them fighting with each other over the idea.
Dynamics added 17 July 2002
The human mind is a mysterious place, and the ways that we perceive
and interact with the world make up a rich field for psychological
exploration. It is not often that the paradigm shifts as a Freud,
a Jung, a Neisser, a Skinner comes along to make us think anew about
the mental processes that drive our behaviour and define our humanness
and the sweet paradox that makes us at once both unique individuals
and members of a collective group. Clare Graves was another such
pioneer, and has there ever been a better description of the human
condition than "Movement and stasis along the developmental
Spiral - either up or down - are reflections of the interaction
between Life Conditions (the conditions-without which combine the
historic times, physical place, psycho-social existence problems,
and socio-economic circumstances) and the Memes accessible in the
individual or collective mind (the systems-within). Generally, the
evolution is toward more elaborated, more complex and inclusive
ways of being - "higher" levels. However, life is without
guarantees and there can also be regressions to previous, less complex, "lower"
level structures. In either case, the active Memes are the containers
for ideas and the essence of value systems, weltanschauuns, and
the many "real" worlds that exist in parallel - sometimes
in conflict, sometimes in confluence - on earth today"?
111 experience of J'lahn added 7 July 2002
Could there be a more perfect number than 111? Whichever way you
look at it the mysteries remain. Upside-down, backwards or mirror-reversed
it maintains its purity of form. Add the numbers together and you
get 3 - the number of digits in 111. Multiply the digits and, no
matter in which order, you get 1, the fundamental digital component
of 111. Taken as a binary number it means 7, which if you multiply
by 111 then subtract 111 gives 666 (the last three digits on Bill
Gates' Visa card). Take one of the "6" digits from the
last calculation, insert it within 111 and you get 1611, the year
that the Bible was published. Add one of the "6" digits
to 111 and you get 711, the sign of eternal opening hours. And don't
be fooled by the tale that "www" stands for "world
wide web". Just listen carefully to yourself when you sound
out "1 1 1" and you will know the real meaning
of the Internet.
Pharmaceutical composition containing cow urine distillate and an
antibiotic added 7 July 2002
I know you were all waiting for this medical breakthrough. This
is what cows were invented for.
Gravitational Space Propulsion Research Innovations
added 7 July 2002
I like a good
invention, especially if it overturns the orthodoxy of hide-bound
science and exploits the secret knowledge of how the universe really
works when it is not hiding reality from us and pretending that
there are rules. Rules made by men can be broken by men. It is an
amazing breakthrough to discover that rotational motion can be converted
into linear motion. Oh, yes, we all know about pistons that go up
and down and how that up and down gets turned into round and round
by a crank, but it takes a true genius thinking outside the cylinder
to go the other way and turn round and round into up and down. Or
in and out, for that matter.
World Cup Conspiracy added 7 July 2002
The Coliseum in Rome was built to control the populace by giving
them bread and circuses so that they wouldn't notice the corruption,
nepotism and all-round badness of the world rulers of the time.
A couple of millenniums later, not much has changed except that
now the world rulers can inject their subjects with tiny robots
before letting them into the stadiums and arenas where the circuses
are held. Millions of people, nay, billions are forced to watch
on television as men with only one name and men with strange hair
run around giant antennas in some Asian place for hours until the
viewers' minds are so numb that they will accept that the fate of
nations can be decided by a "golden goal" and that the
person making that "goal" should be paid vast amounts
of money for scoring a single point in what some call a sporting
contest but which other people call "soccer". Stronger
evidence for mass mind control would be hard to find.
Fossett and Wallace Weaving
added 7 July 2002
unusual - people without web sites get a listing. Both have, however,
exhibited a magnificent obsession of world record quality. Steve
Fossett has just become the first person to fly solo around the
world in a balloon. (Jealous pedants have been pointing out that
he just floated around the bottom half - so what?) It was his sixth
attempt and, as a fitting finale to the venture, he ended up in
some remote part of Australia where there was nobody to take a photograph.
Wallace Weaving achieved fame by travelling by train through all
173 stations in the Sydney, Australia, suburban network in 16 hours
and 19 minutes. Everyone knows that their own bank, ISP, lawn, traffic
and public transport service are the worst there is, and Sydneysiders
are in awe of anyone who can get to more than one or two stations
in a day. Quintessence of the Loon salutes these heroes for their
achievements at useless but entertaining activities. It was really
nice that both chose 19th century forms of transport for their projects.