Anomaly Research added 31 December 2002
Mars is a very anomalous place. Bernie Taupin told us that it is
not the place to raise our kids, and the huge number of anomalies
is just one of the reasons. Any place with big glass tubes, densely
packed life evidence and dual domes is certainly a place to be wary
of. Oh, we all know about that old picture of a face on mars, but
that was probably just put there to distract us from the real anomalies.
It's not even as good a face as the Colossal Head Monument. And
then there's the Giant Plant Life that looks like huge lichens.
Anomalous as all get out.
Bird Art added 31 December
You've heard of a travelling art show? Well,
this is one that you see when you are travelling.
Loon of the Month
|It's no real
surprise to find out that Mars is anomalous or that the
aliens followed their environmental care policies by having
a catch tank at their car wash, but it was a bit surprising
to find out that history happened in a different order to
what the books say.
history : Fraud of chronology : Ancient Egypt ,Ancient Greece
added 31 December 2002
Imagine if you could collect every date recorded in every
history book in the world, and then add to this every place
where any historical event had ever been supposed to happen.
Then you added to the pile the number of letters in all
the historical writings about each year, and, just for good
measure, you threw in the number of times each year was
mentioned in later years. You could then get a computer
to look at all this stuff and see if there were any patterns
there. You could look for coincidences and sequences of
numbers. You could show that Shakespeare was able to write
about Cleopatra and Henry IV (both parts of him) because
he knew them personally. You could even show how the people
translating the Bible for King James in 1610 were working
just a few days behind the gospel writers and only a matter
of months after Moses collected the Commandments. Those
pyramids in Egypt don't look so clever when you know that
they were going up at the same time as Rheims Cathedral,
Free Fall Research Page added 31 December
You lean against the window on the observation
deck of your city's tallest building to get a better view, when
suddenly the glass gives way and you start to plummet. You pass
horrified office workers looking out from their desks, and a window
cleaner tries to grab you but misses. You land with a thud in the
street and bounce but once. Faintly you hear a voice say "Get
that man an ambulance", then another voice says "And tell
him about this web site ...".
Healing Mud from Spaceships! added 31 December
There are mud baths and spas all over the
world. Many claim to have magic healing powers derived from the
minerals in the mud, or from some geomantic property of the mud
pool location, or perhaps from a nearby apparition of some saint
or virgin. Al these places will have to lift their games if they
want the wallowers to keep coming back, because now there is a site
endorsed by aliens. That's right, folks, if you go to Chilca you
can see real mud washed from the wheel wells of alien SUVs and sprinkled
with the particulate matter from the exhaust of flying saucers.
Christmas present suggestions
Rather than the usual collections of loonity, I have decided
that this week I will let you know about some places where you can
get the perfect gifts for the people you really care about.
What says "Honey, I love you"
better than something made out of toast? Imagine the look on
your wife's face when you tell her to stay in bed while you
get the toast and then you wheel in the portrait of Elvis? She
will remember this Christmas for ever, and everyone at the tennis
club will be absolutely green with envy.
Just what every cook needs to get
started on the Christmas dinner. There you are, the coals nicely
glowing in the kettle barbecue, the beer in the ice, the family
gathered around, present wrappings all over the place. The cook
is about to start roasting the animal for dinner when suddenly
Aunty Beryl starts worrying about Mad Cow Disease. Just as panic
is setting in, you reach behind the sofa and pull out that last
Marijuana Christmas Tree
The perfect decoration
for your living room. Here in Australia pine trees with fake
snow on them always seem a bit strange when it's 40 degrees
Celsius outside and the sky is filled with bushfire smoke. What
better then than to have a tree which doesn't drop needles on
the floor, has a pleasant smell which doesn't clash with burning
eucalyptus, and which you don't have to take to the dump afterwards
because your teenage son's friends will offer to dispose of
it for you? As an added advantage, you don't have to leave out
any cake for Santa Claus. He always has his pipe with him ...
The kids always like a pet for Christmas.
A pet is a gift which keeps on giving. For years they keep on
giving veterinary bills, food bills, and bunions from taking
them for walks. A gecko is different, especially a leopard one.
You can tell the kids that a leopard is a sort of cat, so the
cat lovers will be happy. It has spots, so children who have
read the "Spot the Dog" books will be comfortable
with the choice. The best bit, however, is that when you take
them for a ride in the car and they hang their heads out of
the window, they don't dribble down the side of the car and
you get many admiring looks from fellow motorists. Mine stands
on the back of my seat and puts his head out of the sunroof.
If you decide against the gecko and
go the conventional route by buying a dog, you will need to
be able to talk to the dog. Training takes time, and it can
seem an eternity before the dog seems to understand what you
are saying to it. Part of the problem is that the dog has no
way of providing feedback, because you have as much trouble
understanding it as it has of figuring out what the noises you
make mean. Help is now available.
Everyone gets stuck sometime with the need
to find a last minute present with no time to go shopping properly,
and sometimes we resort to gift vouchers. Usually gift vouchers
are seen as the sign of laziness or forgetfulness, but you would
have the perfect excuse this time because you could hardly deliver
the present in person. These vouchers won't be tossed in a drawer
and forgotten either, because the recipients will be eager to
get their diamonds. I just thought - maybe this is the perfect
way to give a dog as a present. No vet fees, no walks, ...