The first palindromic year for 11 years. We have
to wait 110 years for the next one. Enjoy it while you can.
- January 2002
It was all about shaping - body shaping, baby shaping,
mind shaping, future shaping, wax shaping.
- February 2002
Astronomy, physics, gravity (both for and against),
geometry, history. Add some treachery and a toe puppet and it's
just like being back in school.
- March 2002
Lots of travelling, some special machines, and a
new idea for decorating your house. Tasteful decoration, you
- April 2002
You could be transformed or transhumanised or deimplanted
or introduced to God. Or you could just sit on a photocopier
eating a banana, press the green button and see your future.
- May 2002
Fear, excitement, animals that want to remain hidden, people
that want to be animals, exploration, invocation, memory limitation
and haemorrhoid rectification. What a month!
- June 2002
Conspiracies. Churches. AIDS. Spies. Popes. UFOs.
And the rest. The Illuminati, don't forget the Illuminati. Or
Bill Gates. (Same thing, really.)
- July 2002
There was football. There was architecture. There
was education. There was religion. There was a balloon. And
a wobble. Don't forget the wobble.
- August 2002
The twenty-fifth anniversary of the death of the King,
two threats of legal action, one letter from a lawyer. It was
a busy month.
- September 2002
Why you shouldn't own cats, why you shouldn't eat cats,
why you should be careful what you think around cats, cats on
the ark, cats on Venus, and why having several wifes can lead
to cattiness. Lots more.
- October 2002
Lots of religion. Lots of rock. Paisley. What a mixture.
- November 2002
Reminders of the past, reminders of the future, freezing,
faces, fish and physicists.
- December 2002
Anomalous planets, anomalous mud baths, anomalous history.
Perfectly normal and unanomalous Christmas presents.