How to Toilet-Train Your Cat
Back in April 1999 I mentioned someone who was selling diapers for dogs. That's all very well, but wouldn't it be better if your companion animals could look after themselves without making a mess or needing human intervention? The Egyptians used to worship cats and thought they were royalty. You might not be able to make your cat into a king or a queen, but you can certainly get them up on the throne. When I suggested this to my cat she gave me one of those cat looks that let you know that they know that they know more than you. We are still working on it, but I am having difficulties teaching her how to flush the toilet and she is having trouble turning the tap on to wash her paws afterwards. At least I have stopped her trying to dig a little hole in the water first.

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