Yurko and his supporters have taken so much piss he won't be needing kidneys
any more. oh yeah, $5.00 for a job lot.
- August 10, 2004 18:36:00
- April 1, 2004 08:58:50
On January 15, 2004, some moron calling
itself "Truly Amazed" posted some rubbish here which had nothing to do with
this page. It has been moved to the normal mailbox page for the site. PB
One bar of gold-pressed platinum in honor of my very large 15 year old Star
Trek fan son. When this child was 2 days old he had neo-natal seizures --
which until he was put on Phenobarbital were coming every couple of minutes
and lasting longer and longer. Yet he had no bleeding in his eys, no broken
bones and serious physical injuries (possibly due to quick and effective medical
treatment). I have no sympathy or respect for anyone who beats a child to
death and then blames it on seizures. I have seen seizures in a newborn, it
is something I do not ever wish to see again... and it does NOT create the
injuries that Baby Alan suffered. The attempt to set a child murderer free
by blaming vaccines to be repugnant.
- December 28, 2003 15:54:40
May I add a couple of
comments to my earlier bid? $1.21 per kidney was the then current A.NZ butcher's
price, which has since increased to $1.80 (each.) And, I'd sign the ancestral
flint (collected from a family-owned site.) All proceeds donated to genuine
medical research (NZ Kidney Foundation)
- October 1, 2003 18:35:25
$74.00 US. More than I
usually give to charity at one pop, but it would be a special kind of charity
to rid the world of a scumbag like Yurko. But if I don't win the bidding,
I'll give the cash to my local health department to pay for immunizations
for a few kids who otherwise might not be able to afford them.
- September 3, 2003 05:00:07
$1,000,000i want your kidneys
but would offer an extra £1,000,000 for your left testicle as i lost mine
- July 10, 2003 18:53:48
Scary that a father of five
is still using adolescent terms like "fuck you" and "mother fuckers" isn't
it? I hope his kids don't pick up his disgusting vocabulary. I stopped swearing
when I had my first. I consider keeping a clean tongue in my head to be all
part of bringing them up right...like good education, teaching them table
manners, and getting them immunized.
Mother of four.
- June 16, 2003 13:10:46
Hmmm...one of my brothers
had a successful kidney transplant in 1995, so we don't really *need* a couple
of spares. However, I have a nice tribal background that enables me to appreciate
Yurko's kidneys in quite another way (think hangi. Think steamed. Or parboiled.)
I offer $1.21c (NZ). Each. And a pretty little flint ancestral knife to gouge
Keri Islander, Aotearoa-NZ
- April 8, 2003 17:42:01
you mother fuckers
have no idea what its like to lose a child and if you had any sense youd think
is all this shit really safe for our kids so fuck you and your kids i hope
one of you looses a child then goes to prison over it
- February 16, 2003 14:19:03
I like being at the head
of the Queue but only when I have something Intelligent to say So I'll bid
12 RMB (I'm in China at the moment) and an Esky for storage, not that I normally
agree with trafficking in human body parts
M B (Mark Blandford)
- January 2, 2003 22:38:03
Gee What happened
to my last comment?
- October 16, 2002 13:09:36
(There wasn't any censorship. You can see
an explanation here
PB 26 October, 2002)
I'll bet my pocket change. 20 cents and a
half empty packet of PK chewing gum. I could probably use the PK as a replacement
kidney. But it would probably be a waste of PK
- July 4, 2002 09:30:19
I am going to have to lower
my bid to 25000 prewar Chinese yen. I just found out I have to share my inheritance
with my siblings. a note to Jim Laidler. I can get a 1 kilowatt CO2 laser
to help with the process. we could do it remotely from the prison parking
lot or a near by hillside.
- June 19, 2002 09:15:08
Hey Jim Leider, one of
your own by the name of Scoone is serving time for the same thing. Every read
the court transcripts? Is it possible that a few children do have adverse
reactions to vaccinations? Hands down, no doubt!
- June 18, 2002 08:15:55
I think you are misjudging Alan.
Many parents had same horror story seeing their baby die, then being blamed
for kiling their baby, while the vaccine killed him!! I know a real baby deterioated
after vaccine I cried along with the mother! anyway, why waste words in such
a hostile website with hostile people? I think if you will experience that
agony yourself, you will see what goes on!!
- June 15, 2002 05:38:08
The defence budget of India
and Pakistan combined.
- June 3, 2002 20:44:51
9000 Quatloos, and I'll throw
in an extra 2 for his testicles. I will remove them for free as soon as I
swing by a Dairy Queen and pick up a fresh spork.
- May 28, 2002 05:36:18
If you're going to remove his
liver, Jim, I'd like his gall.
- May 20, 2002 09:51:44
$0.02 In order to offsett the
rather low bid, I will make the following offer: as a board-certified anesthesiologist,
I will offer my services free of charge for the procedure. This is far more
humane than Alan Yurko was to his victim, but I strive to be a bit above that
sort of slime. As an extra bonus, I will assist in the removal of his heart,
lungs and liver, also free of charge. I have a surgeon (who prefers to remain
anonymous) who has offered to perform the surgery free of charge as well.
- May 11, 2002 12:53:22
100,000 Italian Lira. This
is worth about $3 American. He deserves every bit of it.
- May 10, 2002 10:18:49
$300.01 is my bid. I'd prefer to
remove them myself, privately if you don't mind.
- May 1, 2002 12:33:46
$300, but tragically I won't
have any money left for the anesthesia.
- April 29, 2002 23:33:48
When's the closing date? I have
250 Euro and a knife that isn't *too* rusty....
- April 29, 2002 17:39:15
100 hundred confedrate dollars
forgedof course and only after the kidneys areremoved.
- April 28, 2002 03:42:53
100,000 Prewar Chinese
yen. I have the bill in storage in California and if they start the operation
today I will personally walk there from florida and retrieve it.
- April 27, 2002 09:03:18
84,000 kalpasThat's the
equivalent amount of time Alan Yurko will be reborn as somekidneyless bacteria
for his spiritualcrimes.Oh, sorry! You want me to buy his kidneys for money?Not
in my lifetime.
- April 23, 2002 21:09:55
$200.00 USD for both
of them at once, extracted at my expense because nothing would please me more
than to help out the community.
Christopher Keith Brown
- April 17, 2002 03:11:02
?150, but only
if I'm allowed to remove it myself.I should clarify that I have no skill at
surgery, but I could try me best anyway.
- April 15, 2002 23:16:42
I'll bid $100 (US) for them, but
I don't want them delivered to me. I want them donated to the nearest medical
school to Mr Yurko, to be made into histology teaching slides.
- April 14, 2002 21:12:27
£20(GBP). I need them to kickstart
the free energy machine i'm developing.
- April 14, 2002 21:02:18
I'll take them off his hands
(or squishy bits) for free. Actually I reckon I should get paid danger money
for handling anything that comes from these people.
- April 14, 2002 13:37:44
I'll bid twenty bucks (Cnd)
for the pair and if successful will donate them to our local psychiatric research
foundation for investigation into whether there is a genetic marker for total
lack of conscience.
- April 14, 2002 08:34:44
$1 - Cheap at half the price.
- April 14, 2002 01:48:46